Gardeners by Trade, Pyrotechnicians by Birth?

We're gardeners, that's for sure.

I wouldn't say it's what we do best, but it is what we do often.

We're also pyrotechnicians. I wouldn't say its what we do often, but it's what we do best.

The real question lies in this: Is it environment or is it genetics? It's a question we'd rather not debate here, so... it's genetics.

We decided to use our God given talents and our Y chromosome and take care of our dried out pea stalks and spinach trees.

The lighting:

Whoops. I mean, er, the Lighting:

Don't worry, the bucket was filled with diesel fuel, just in case.

You don't learn these skills. You are born with them.

If you still disagree, talk to my mother.