Tyler prepping the grill WITHIN the garden so that he can work ON trying to become the ultimate grill-meister AT the source of the food.
We sense that a number of questions have arisen due to this photo. Let us delve into a few with an in-depth analysis.
Q: I don't see any flames, or gas for that matter.
A:You are correct. As noted, Tyler is working on trying to become the ultimate grill-meister. He has not as yet perfected it. Give him a break. Geez.
Q: Is that hat really necessary to grill?
A: Just as Samson had his hair, so Tyler has his hat. It is a mullet in hat form, and hence gives him all manlike powers. Don't even try to seduce him to remove it. He's been growing it far too long.
Q: That apron looks quite feminine. Seems like a grill-meister would have something more manly.
A: No rebuttal.
Q: Are those Great Value beef patties?
A: Yes, and I'll have you know they were a rollback.
Q: Who is peaking out of the window?
A: I swear we've been over this neighborhood watch thing a thousand times.
Q: Was this really necessary?
A: uhhh... The end. Thank you for reading this post.
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